- Paparazzi: Miley, what do you think about Demi Lovato's obesity?
- Miley: Do you really have nothing better to do than act your insecurities out on others?
- Paparazzi: But she did gain weight.
- Miley: And? She looks gorgeous. She just recovered from an eating disorder, leave her alone.
- Paparazzi: But what about your weight? You've gotten comments too.
- Miley: I don't care if you wanna call me names, but by doing so you hurt my fans. And if you hurt my fans, I will hurt you
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet
does hannibal eat anything besides people like does he ever eat doritos
"We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag."
Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via creatingaquietmind)
where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online”
So SO uneducated about penises
The National - Hard To Find (Official Video)
Let’s talk about how this video is fucking heartbreaking, and how this song has buried itself beneath my heart. Jesus.
Greatest fucking movie.
