I feel like Halloween deserves its own month. I’m spending tonight with my two best friends in the whole world. I have a bottle of Jack, a bottle of Mcguillicuddys, and my two best friends. What else do I need?
People who wear shirts with ‘witty’ or ‘funny’ sayings written on them such as ‘I’m not short, I’m just fun sized’ or ’ the drunker I get, the hotter you look’ etc-what are you doing? It doesnt trick people into thinking you are funny OR witty it actually makes you look like a complete douche. You may as well wear a shirt that says ‘I am a fucking douchebag’.
Or really obvious misogynistic/sexist slogans, or jokes about having ‘three legs’.
It just confirms to me that we will never be friends, and that you shop at Jay Jay’s.
I got my costume yesterday, and I’m being Robin Scherbatsky. I have a suit dress with cuff links and all. The only minor flaw in the plan is that I have short hair and I can’t afford to buy a wig, BUT WHATEVER. I’m being Robin and that’s that.
I slept in and had the morning to myself. My dad came to visit. We went out to lunch and I think I ate more food than I’ve ever eaten. Ever. I’m still full and that was at 12. We went shopping for a little bit. He wanted to see a movie so we saw The Thing. It was kind of terrible, but in that way where I would totally watch it again. All in all, it’s been a good day.
I was going to stay in tonight but Teresa convinced me to go out. She’s buying drinks and then I’m off again. I’d say, it’s been a good day.
“Room 180, study guide motherfucking party for life everybody finna get naked and party hard. as hell. its gonna be pretty sexual. also i am drunk and need at least 4 calzones. i really enjoy calzones. i really enjoy eating them. something about a library or a bakery? i though i heardd a black eyed pear\s song but it was these ladies walking in high heels. how am I ALIVE? BEING AWAKE SUCKS. when did my notebook become a diary? oh fuck the teacher has been talking for like 10 minutes. i don want to answer. #tearbending i just wanna eat and watch Avatar and sleep until i die. my professor said ‘patterins’ to say ‘patterns’ what is grammar? he keeps talking but i am so over it. my eyes are so blood shot so i cant look up hell know and ill never get a nice job and nver be able to afford nice fried chicken. i need a calzone. “excape” is not the same as “escape”. just wiped my nose on my hoodie. everyone saw and they are gonna blog about it. ugh. i am santanaeyeroll.gif-in this stupid motherfucking mother i will slam her face into several pies. black pole fishing. i talked.”
my notes from class today. i am not even funny, just a mess