October 2011
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 30th
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I love my friends.
All of my best friends visited for halloween. We’re all realy drunk right now, but we ordered pizza so it’s okay. The point of this story is, I love my friends.
Oct 30th
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Happy Halloween everybody!
I feel like Halloween deserves its own month. I’m spending tonight with my two best friends in the whole world. I have a bottle of Jack, a bottle of Mcguillicuddys, and my two best friends. What else do I need?
Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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HALLOWEEN STARTS NOW.
My best friend will be here in about 15 minutes. I just poured myself a glass of 151 and Dr. Pepper. I’m actually pretty sure I can be mildly drunk before she gets here. Challenge accepted.
Oct 28th
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I like who I like. Your opinion is irrelevant.
Oct 28th
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Mountain Dew is glorious.
I’ve gotten in the habit of sleeping with a bottle of it behind my pillow. It’s really nice when I wake up parched at 5 in the morning. I love convenience.
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
38 notes
So we're watching I Still Know What You Did Last...
All the sudden Cassie looks at me and says, “Who told Brandy she could be an actor? Who even told her she could sing?” This room is full of hate.
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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I've only had one cig today.
Whaddup. In other unrelated news, I’m almost killed someone for walking too slow in front of me.
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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punkrockmermaid: keighran: somewhatvanilla: People who wear shirts with ‘witty’ or ‘funny’ sayings written on them such as ‘I’m not short, I’m just fun sized’ or ’ the drunker I get, the hotter you look’ etc-what are you doing? It doesnt trick people into thinking you are funny OR witty it actually makes you look like a complete douche. You may as well wear a shirt that says ‘I am a fucking...
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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How I Met Your Mother fan's:
I got my costume yesterday, and I’m being Robin Scherbatsky. I have a suit dress with cuff links and all. The only minor flaw in the plan is that I have short hair and I can’t afford to buy a wig, BUT WHATEVER. I’m being Robin and that’s that.
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Friend: what are you gonna be for halloween? Me: drunk and emotionally unstable.
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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Scratch that.
So, my friend completely blew me off. Dick. So instead, I’m getting pizza and watching movies. Forever alone? Don’t care. Hate everyone.
Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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I just had the best day.
I slept in and had the morning to myself. My dad came to visit. We went out to lunch and I think I ate more food than I’ve ever eaten. Ever. I’m still full and that was at 12. We went shopping for a little bit. He wanted to see a movie so we saw The Thing. It was kind of terrible, but in that way where I would totally watch it again. All in all, it’s been a good day. I was going...
Oct 23rd
Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
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Things said to me in the last 24 hours:
Zach: If he asks, I peed on you. So you’re mine. Like I marked my territory. I still do that from time to time. Zach: I will pee on everything you own. Zach: If he tries to bitch to you about me, you know whose urinal you are at the end of the day. Zach: You’re a strong black woman. What I’m getting at is that Zach says a lot of weird shit to me, and that’s a big part...
Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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IF ANYTHING IS POSTED IN THE NEXT... 15 MINUTES:
It’s because I’m getting my hair cut and Teresa and Zach hijacked my computer. I’m sorry tumblr.
Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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zachtana: “Room 180, study guide motherfucking party for life everybody finna get naked and party hard. as hell. its gonna be pretty sexual. also i am drunk and need at least 4 calzones. i really enjoy calzones. i really enjoy eating them. something about a library or a bakery? i though i heardd a black eyed pear\s song but it was these ladies walking in high heels. how am I ALIVE? BEING AWAKE...
Oct 21st
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So yesterday I said I wasn't going to drink...
Today, I’m getting Four Loko to take to see Paranormal Activity 3.
Oct 21st
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Zach and I are the baldest kids you know.
Love us.
Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
between-rage-and-serenity: because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor.
Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Also,
Zach(aka Zachtana.tumblr.com) and I just went on for like five minutes about eating all the things. Please love our friendship. We’re also having a drunkover. You only wish you could have this friendship. “Girl was doritos the whole time.”
Oct 19th
Oct 19th
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