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Useless Fact Friday

anarchyandscotch:

Perhaps you’ve seen one of those plaques they have at McDonald’s that commemorate Ray Kroc as the “founder” of the global restaurant chain. And perhaps you asked yourself “If his name is Kroc, why’d he name his restaurant ‘McDonald’s?’”

The answer? Because the “founder” of McDonald’s didn’t found shit.

McDonald’s was started in San Bernardino, Calif., in 1940 by brothers Maurice and Richard McDonald. Having owned restaurants in the past, they realized they could streamline their operation by offering only a handful of items - burgers, fries, shakes, and apple pies - and by eliminating custom orders. Every burger came with the same toppings, so while you didn’t necessarily get exactly what you wanted, you got it a lot faster. They called it the “Speedee Service System” and it is often regarded as the genesis of modern fast food. Within a few years, the brothers opened a handful of franchises in the region.

Kroc was a salesman of milkshake machines - the kind used in McDonald’s - and when he learned what the McDonald brothers were doing, he encouraged them to take the franchise national (the original idea being that if they had more locations, he could sell them more milkshake machines). They balked at the extra work that would entail, so Kroc offered to do it for them. He became their franchise agent and began aggressive expansion into many regions of the United States.

Within a few years, the chain was booming but the McDonald brothers were weary of their little chain becoming a national powerhouse. So in the 1960’s, they agreed to sell their interest to Kroc with one caveat: they wanted to keep their original location in San Bernidino.

Kroc agreed but was incensed at not having complete control over the McDonald’s empire - even if it was just a single restaurant. So in 1962, he opened a McDonald’s franchise across the street from the original location and promptly ran it out of business. With the last remnants of the old guard swept away, Kroc declared himself the “founder” of McDonald’s, despite not having started the original restaurant, nor being the first to franchise it.

It’s also worth noting that Kroc was a colossal asshole.

 What a dick.

Aug 12, 201182 notes
#useless fact friday
Aug 12, 2011391 notes
You know how you have those nights with blank spots?

You remember most of the night, but there are bits and pieces that are covered by alcohol? I was just alerted that this weekend, someone looked out the window just in time to see me be thrown over someone’s shoulder and carried off. Why did no one save me? I could have been kidnapped.

Aug 11, 20113 notes
#seriously though #this is just typical
Aug 11, 2011976 notes
Aug 11, 20119,461 notes
#doctor who
Aug 10, 2011519 notes
Don't worry. Just a coon.
Aug 10, 2011
I'm pretty sure the shop cat just got hit by a car.

Lant went out to look, but I’m scared for him to come back in here. Fuck fuck fuck.

Aug 10, 2011
#I fucking love that cat man #Better not be her
Aug 10, 20111,698 notes
Aug 10, 201154,109 notes
#This is not a joke #Do not call me at three am unless you're drunk #or I'm drunk
Aug 10, 20115,447 notes
#I refused to touch the stingrays #bitches hate stingrays
Aug 10, 201127 notes
#wristcutters
Aug 9, 201133,466 notes
Aug 9, 20111,995 notes
#autumn #winter #fuck summer #it's too hot for this shit
Sometimes when I'm at work,

I think about telling everyone they can fuck off and then just picking up my stuff, getting in the car and never coming back. Only 3 days left. Just 3 days. I can do this.

Aug 9, 2011
#Seriously though #I can scan a fucking paper Sandy #Back the fuck off
Aug 9, 201118,614 notes
Aug 9, 2011193 notes
#weezy #you down?
Aug 9, 201146 notes
#don't wake me up unless there's coffee
Aug 8, 2011109 notes
#books #if this is the rabbit hole i never want to go anywhere else
Aug 8, 201128 notes
#the cover is better than the original
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