September 2011
3 tags
Excerpts from a long distance friendship.
I just want to be young, and fight, and fuck, and smoke cigarettes. 720 am for the Cubs. I love you to Mars and back. At least I’ll be off court supervision. Do as you please and be who you are. Your own personal playground. Drinking and vomiting where ever you so please. Lust auf einen dreir? I wrote about meth addicted squirrels and drug addicted pics. Oneida. I have a castle in the...
I wish I had friends that were still in high...
christmasincalifornia:
jamonham:
christmasincalifornia:
jamonham:
so I could go to homecoming, dammit!
I miss high school dances.
My senior year prom was the best. I went with my best friend and it fuckin ruled.
I just wanna wear my senior prom dress again. I’m still in love with it.
let’s go to prom together. i loved my dress too, even though it was just plain, red, and short. but...
2 tags
College problems:
The girls who live directly above have found a new hobby that involves beating something against the floor. ALLLLL THE TIIIIMMMME. I think I’m losing my mind.
3 tags
Unpopular Opinion Time:
I’ve been looking through these 99% posts. I saw one today that was not for that tumblr where a girl stated that she had worked hard and gotten scholarships and will graduate with only 20k in loans. Everyone comment on it worked so hard to make her look like an idiot and an asshole. They said she shouldn’t be happy with $20,000.
You know what? Yeah, that is a lot of money, but in...
3 tags
I have completely stopped wearing pants.
I put them on for work and class, and as soon as I step in the room, I take them off. Because really, fuck pants.
1 tag
The Fresh Prince Created...
kagekiid:
The Cat Daddy:
The Shuffle:
The Single Ladies Dance:
The Stanky Leg:
The Cyclone:
The Dougie:
omg.
By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr.
I wish there was like a hide asks function.
Sometimes I want to read them, but most of the time I don’t. Especially when it’s a tumblr I really love, except they’re constantly posting asks.
tierneylee:
I think the trick is to let your soul be as deep, vast, and accepting as the ocean. Yes, sometimes living like this means oil will spill and coat your surface, but, my God, you’re still the ocean.
3 tags
3 tags
I got them moves like Chandler.
obsession-confession:
1 tag
1 tag
“Leave bread crumbs. Don’t burn the bridges too soon. And always know your...”
–
I Wrote This For You
2 tags
I just have one request.
If you’re going to cancel class, fine, that’s awesome. I probably didn’t want to go anyway. All I’m asking for is a little notice ahead of time. I only got 2 hours of sleep and got up for class, walked all the way only to find out that it was canceled. A note on door is not enough notice! Of course, now I’m wide awake.
2 tags
3 tags
1 tag
5 tags
I just bought tickets to see Skrillex on New...
And let me tell you, I am ridiculously excited. I have never had a good New Year’s Eve as far as I can remember, and that’s all about to change.
3 tags
I would kill a man for a bowl of french onion soup...
Seriously. I’m fucking starving and it’s glorious. It’s so delicious. I just want it to be overflowing with cheese and hot feel it all the way down. Oh my god. I have to stop talking about it.
2 tags
Today has been unproductive.
I woke up for my 9 a.m. class and immediately thought of about 15 reasons not to go to class. So instead I went to sleep and slept through my first three classes. Good decisions.
1 tag
You know how they say your body is 70% water?
Well I think my 70% is half liquor by now. I’m also pretty sure I have it coming out of my skin right now.
1 tag
hmacdiddle:
2 tags
3 tags
3 tags
Okay.
If you really don’t want to hang out with me just because I cut my hair off, you can get fucked.
4 tags
2 tags
1 tag
Definitely a good idea.
Zach just cut all my hair off. It’s awesome. I’ll post pictures tomorrow so you can all agree how awesome it is.
2 tags
I have decided,
that I’m buzzing my hair off again. I miss it. A lot. And I keep seeing pictures of myself when I didn’t have any hair. I think it’s a sign.
1 tag
1 tag
Troy Davis is dead.
anarchyandscotch:
About 40 minutes ago, he was executed by lethal injection.
As I have mentioned before, I am staunchly opposed to the death penalty. For many reasons. None of them have anything to do with sympathy for those convicted of capital crimes. I have debated writing a lengthy post about my opinions on this case, but have yet to do so. I might. I might not.
What I will say is this.
...
1 tag
Emily L. Hauser's Piece in the Atlantic
lazybookreviews:
…about explaining Troy Davis’ impending death to her children is truly excellent. And her instincts on when to lie, and when to soften, seem to be consistent with the best we can hope for in people raising the next generation of kidlets.
Like Emily, my parents very rarely tried to make the world seem like a better place than it was, for my brother and I. Which is not to say...
3 tags
I need something new to occupy my time,
so that I stop using my time to piss everyone off by showing them what assholes they are.
3 tags
Okay here's the thing,
just because we had sex once WHILE WE WERE DRUNK, does not mean I want to date you. I don’t want anything from you. Chances are, I don’t even want to be your friend. He needs to stop acting all needy and shit. I don’t want to be with you. He’s a dick anyway.
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Tired
awolfamongsheep:
of feeling so fucking lonely all the time.
11 tags
1 tag
thepinesaredancing:
“Ask yourself what you are worried about if same-sex marriage is legalized. Whatever your answer is, ask yourself if you really believe what you just came up with. Homosexuality is not going to spread. It is not communicable. Society is not going to turn into a Lady Gaga video. Most gay couples I know are just as boring as you and I. They sit on the couch and watch television....
3 tags
2 tags
heyrow:
“A pack of cigarettes has to be the most satisfying purchase of any given day. There’s sheer volume, for one thing. You’re not buying five or ten of anything. Not even a dozen. Not you. You’re buying 20 moments. Twenty chances to unfold your ancient lighter, with the associated pleasure of 20 whiffs of butane and the minimum 20 thumb-rasps on the flint. But go further. Twenty trips to...
3 tags
