tokomon:

unabating:

FOX local affiliate accidentally shows dick pic on air

I AM SCREAMING

tokomon:

unabating:

FOX local affiliate accidentally shows dick pic on air

I AM SCREAMING

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter
and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment



Shots fired

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter

and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment

Shots fired

khanqure-the-world:

when ur in the shower and u hear a strange noise

image

"I really wish people could see us right now. We both have no pants on, we’re smoking a cigarette and you’re playing with my dick in the garage. AND THIS IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF OUR NIGHT."

Boyfriend

"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition."

coblynau:

sports

coblynau:

sports