Greatest fucking movie.
i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us
omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this shit
#welcome to english #here’s your bag of 150 wtfs #use them wisely
Whenever I’m feeling bad for myself, I will read this sentence and thank the good Lord Jesus I can understand it.
this makes me laugh everytime omfg
always reblog
New plan: get this body.
why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb
do you ever look at someone’s url and you just want to help them
all the time
